Kapbugjap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying crane.

Kapbugjap created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbugjap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kapbugjap, it will curse you with boils.

Kapbugjap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kapbugjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapbugjap.

4. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kapbugjap.