Gudvenvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong cobra.

Gudvenvol created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Gudvenvol, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudvenvol, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gudvenvol's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gudvenvol's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the west.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never eat bark.