Rawkanwit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring parrot.

Rawkanwit created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkanwit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawkanwit, she will turn you into a frog.

Rawkanwit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rawkanwit's Holy Commandments

1. Rawkanwit loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never feed limes to ducks while wearing mauve dresses.

5. You must never eat oranges.