Zenxucren is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy crocodile.

Zenxucren created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenxucren, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zenxucren, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zenxucren's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zenxucren's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve skirts.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.