Lenfutsan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying gnu.

Lenfutsan created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenfutsan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lenfutsan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lenfutsan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lenfutsan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to mice while wearing turquoise skirts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.