Ranhannur is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless mongoose.

Ranhannur created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhannur, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranhannur, she will be very sad.

Ranhannur's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ranhannur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never chant in the presence of rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.