Vigditbus is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, contented goat.

Vigditbus created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigditbus, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vigditbus, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vigditbus' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vigditbus' Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Vigditbus on top of important buildings.

2. Hide if five pigs approach from the north.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look after injured geese.