Catweehinhun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able alligator.

Catweehinhun created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Catweehinhun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catweehinhun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Catweehinhun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Catweehinhun's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Catweehinhun four times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Fast once a month.