Gidlegnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, staggering swan.

Gidlegnurl created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidlegnurl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gidlegnurl, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gidlegnurl's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gidlegnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.