Padnurtwik is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, capable turtle.

Padnurtwik created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Padnurtwik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padnurtwik, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Padnurtwik's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Padnurtwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Always wear red.