Xenkipfenmet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane wolf.

Xenkipfenmet created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkipfenmet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xenkipfenmet, it will turn you into a rock.

Xenkipfenmet's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Xenkipfenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Always obey Xenkipfenmet's priests.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Xenkipfenmet loves otters, so they must be honoured.