Besslit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving goose.

Besslit created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Besslit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Besslit, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Besslit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Besslit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Besslit in the centre of the settlement.