Rengemvab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient gorilla.

Rengemvab created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Rengemvab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rengemvab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rengemvab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rengemvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rengemvab.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.