Wegnurltipgadbuston is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring butterfly.

Wegnurltipgadbuston created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnurltipgadbuston, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegnurltipgadbuston, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wegnurltipgadbuston's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wegnurltipgadbuston's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Never write about quantum field theory.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Wegnurltipgadbuston.