Lipdodlan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful tortoise.

Lipdodlan created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipdodlan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lipdodlan, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Lipdodlan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lipdodlan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Lipdodlan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Always stare at clouds.