Futgatnul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil dove.

Futgatnul created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futgatnul, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Futgatnul, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Futgatnul's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Futgatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Worship no other gods but Futgatnul.

5. Futgatnul loves pigs, so they must be respected.