Niblopgunpakortmontimstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident wolf.

Niblopgunpakortmontimstip created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblopgunpakortmontimstip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Niblopgunpakortmontimstip, it will destroy your favourite star.

Niblopgunpakortmontimstip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Niblopgunpakortmontimstip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan ducks for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear green skirts.