Sabquarthog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest newt.

Sabquarthog created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabquarthog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sabquarthog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sabquarthog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sabquarthog's Holy Commandments

1. Sabquarthog loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Sabquarthog eight times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Sabquarthog in the centre of the settlement.