Figbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring shrew.

Figbaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Figbaf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figbaf, she will turn you into a duck.

Figbaf's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Figbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Figbaf on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. You must pray to Figbaf eight times a day.

4. Do not take Figbaf's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.