Wigflisnil Nadzagloop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy deer.

Wigflisnil Nadzagloop created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wigflisnil Nadzagloop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wigflisnil Nadzagloop, she will turn you into a duck.

Wigflisnil Nadzagloop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wigflisnil Nadzagloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Never wear trousers.