Tit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage dingo.

Tit created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Never feed lots of lemons to seals while wearing purple corsets.

3. Never paint your neck fawn.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.