Ganveg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud hyena.

Ganveg created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganveg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ganveg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ganveg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ganveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Put Ganveg first in all things.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always obey Ganveg's priests.