Flypinquart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong duck.

Flypinquart created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flypinquart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flypinquart, she will throw large rocks at you.

Flypinquart's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flypinquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Flypinquart.