Zodripsab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage shrew.

Zodripsab created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodripsab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodripsab, it will come to you in dreams.

Zodripsab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zodripsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.