Dagflaghad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty ant.

Dagflaghad created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagflaghad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dagflaghad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dagflaghad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dagflaghad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.