Sasmetget is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish mongoose.

Sasmetget created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasmetget, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sasmetget, she will not care.

Sasmetget's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sasmetget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear dresses.