Nibcipcidmilkonyatxuctal Dimtindab Yattdanlak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful newt.

Nibcipcidmilkonyatxuctal Dimtindab Yattdanlak created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibcipcidmilkonyatxuctal Dimtindab Yattdanlak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nibcipcidmilkonyatxuctal Dimtindab Yattdanlak, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nibcipcidmilkonyatxuctal Dimtindab Yattdanlak's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nibcipcidmilkonyatxuctal Dimtindab Yattdanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.