Butjapcib Dibmabzedvagmum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless yak.

Butjapcib Dibmabzedvagmum created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Butjapcib Dibmabzedvagmum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Butjapcib Dibmabzedvagmum, it will strike you with lightening.

Butjapcib Dibmabzedvagmum's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Butjapcib Dibmabzedvagmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about black holes.