Rapjigyim Mutfaggod Pibyattdum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Rapjigyim Mutfaggod Pibyattdum created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapjigyim Mutfaggod Pibyattdum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rapjigyim Mutfaggod Pibyattdum, it will remove you from existence.

Rapjigyim Mutfaggod Pibyattdum's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rapjigyim Mutfaggod Pibyattdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about galaxies.