Lipbotrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless rhinoceros.

Lipbotrap created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipbotrap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipbotrap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lipbotrap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Lipbotrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. You must love Lipbotrap.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about nebulae.