Yikwipyik Tenvonkhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable hare.

Yikwipyik Tenvonkhiv created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Yikwipyik Tenvonkhiv, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yikwipyik Tenvonkhiv, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yikwipyik Tenvonkhiv's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yikwipyik Tenvonkhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Yikwipyik Tenvonkhiv on top of important buildings.