Bussagkan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome aardvark.

Bussagkan created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bussagkan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bussagkan, it will not care.

Bussagkan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bussagkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bussagkan's name in vain.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.