Logyarboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud manatee.

Logyarboss created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logyarboss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Logyarboss, he will be very unhappy.

Logyarboss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Logyarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Logyarboss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.