Bogdavart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, caring mink.

Bogdavart created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdavart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogdavart, it will not care.

Bogdavart's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bogdavart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never skip in the presence of otters.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.