Konbomnulgup is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless manatee.

Konbomnulgup created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbomnulgup, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Konbomnulgup, he will remove you from existence.

Konbomnulgup's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Konbomnulgup's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Konbomnulgup.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Konbomnulgup.

5. Do not kill otters.