Dincetpang is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omniscient lizard.

Dincetpang created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Dincetpang, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dincetpang, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dincetpang's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dincetpang's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed lots of figs to manatees while wearing green stockings.

4. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

5. Always take life seriously.