Viddogmat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful snake.

Viddogmat created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viddogmat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Viddogmat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Viddogmat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Viddogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Worship no other gods but Viddogmat.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Viddogmat on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Viddogmat on top of all buildings.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.