Rotflatgat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent aardvark.

Rotflatgat created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotflatgat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotflatgat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rotflatgat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rotflatgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Rotflatgat loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.