Dumdobfub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud hamster.

Dumdobfub created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Dumdobfub, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dumdobfub, he will destroy your home planet.

Dumdobfub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dumdobfub's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumdobfub.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Dumdobfub on top of important buildings.

5. Never paint your chest indigo.