Fedlinlag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing badger.

Fedlinlag created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlinlag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedlinlag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fedlinlag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fedlinlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedlinlag.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not bounce in public.