Xensasfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic zebra.

Xensasfad created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xensasfad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xensasfad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Xensasfad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xensasfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Never feed oranges to bats while wearing fawn shirts.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.