Mangat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking dryad.

Mangat created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mangat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mangat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mangat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mangat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must pray to Mangat nine times a day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.