Genruttbin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast rat.

Genruttbin created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genruttbin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Genruttbin, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Genruttbin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Genruttbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Run away if three voles approach from the south.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.