Pagcebced is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, prudent lizard.

Pagcebced created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagcebced, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pagcebced, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pagcebced's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pagcebced's Holy Commandments

1. Pagcebced loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Always help sick badgers.

5. Never wear corsets.