Pigvigwanhabnadbiftom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic mouse.

Pigvigwanhabnadbiftom created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigvigwanhabnadbiftom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pigvigwanhabnadbiftom, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pigvigwanhabnadbiftom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pigvigwanhabnadbiftom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed cherries to horses while wearing red coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.