Dubstanbonklimten is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced dryad.

Dubstanbonklimten created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubstanbonklimten, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dubstanbonklimten, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dubstanbonklimten's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dubstanbonklimten's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the north.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.