Wanwiksab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient rat.

Wanwiksab created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wanwiksab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wanwiksab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wanwiksab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wanwiksab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.