Sastomgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish skunk.

Sastomgeb created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sastomgeb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sastomgeb, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sastomgeb's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sastomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.