Jipfabvol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced naga.

Jipfabvol created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipfabvol, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jipfabvol, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jipfabvol's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jipfabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six pigs approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not chop down trees.