Nurljipfen Fadhogdon Cattipmit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent cat.

Nurljipfen Fadhogdon Cattipmit created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurljipfen Fadhogdon Cattipmit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nurljipfen Fadhogdon Cattipmit, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nurljipfen Fadhogdon Cattipmit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nurljipfen Fadhogdon Cattipmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest white.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Nurljipfen Fadhogdon Cattipmit's name in vain.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.